Washingtons

I couldn´t resist posting this joke that includes my home state ...

God creates balance in all things. As he showed off his wonderous creation to Michael, the Archangel, he explained:

"That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State will be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous world travelers. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of software."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but asked, "What about balance? You always create balance." God smiled and said, "There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I´ll put there."