Student errors

I'm sitting here grading the last round of basic quizzes and here are some of the things my students wrote that make the task far less painful ...

Waiter: Would you like to order?
Jaime: Yes, I´ll like a chicken with rice.

Person 1: I'm crazy about popcorn.
Person 2: So am I. I'm crazy, too.

Waitress: What kind of addresses for the salad?
Cecilia: I'd like it with vinaigrette.

Person 1: I'm intelligent and attractive.
Person 2: So am I. I have 6 girlfriends ... (false)

Waiter: Do you want a drink?
Jaime: No, thank you. I do it all.

Person 1: I can't stand working on weekends!
Person 2: Really? I can stand. I love work.

And my personal favorite ...

Waiter: Can I tank your order?